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Tiny Dogs and Violets

An anthology of short fiction (c) 2001, 2014 Susanna J Dodgson


Learning Italian


I see more ruins and still more ruins; I eat more moussaka and souvlaki and read “The Magus” on the beach. I travel on trains; once I sit next to a little girl who crosses herself every time we pass a church, a graveyard, a monastery, a convent. Pray for me, little girl.


“The Magus” engrosses me; why was the hero given the warning “Beware of la salle d’attente; beware of the waiting room?” This part of Greece is not as lush and green as the island in “The Magus”, I am disappointed and wonder if Corfu will be.


I travel to the port city of Patra in order to embark a ferry which goes first to Corfu before landing in Brindisi, in Italy. While I wait for the ferry I climb the steep streets to a garden of a monastery, full of sweet-smelling honeysuckles and rhododendrons. How lovely to linger and walk on the lush green grass and think how similar to Sydney this is. I walk back to the center of the town to try and read my book but am prevented by the squeals of children dashing in and out of the fountain. I will have a child who will dance and sing!


On the ferry I awake with the sun and the sight of the azure blue sea surrounded the jewel of the Aegean – Corfu.


I disembark, then there is a walk, a bus and an officious campground director. I am now able to pitch my tent and plan the serious business of enjoying two days in Paradise. I walk to a harbor and along the jetties I see boats from all the Mediterranean countries occasionally with one from New Jersey and Delaware. Clothes, sheets and towels on clotheslines from mastheads, np wind to make them dance. Sailors on deck chairs, sipping drinks with no ice. I walk to a beach, ask a stranger who may well be an international jewel thief to guard my passport, airplane ticket and money while I swim. He did, and I did. I effectively brush off his requests for my company that evening with, “I’m pregnant and I’ll throw up.” I walked away delighted at my quick wit and wish I had known at least ten years sooner how devastating that reply is.


I walk around the old town and travel through the island by bus and by hitch-hiking – Corfu seems so safe. One Jugoslav man gives me a ride and shows me pictures of his children before stopping his car on a very deserted road to pluck a purple flower from a bush, which he presents to me enthusiastically. I laugh and laugh and am still laughing when I wave him goodbye when he lets me out at the edge of the fortifications. I hike around substantial old fortifications at the top of a hill, I linger at a cricket game in the main square, I walk through a palace the Venetians had built that more recently past occupants of Corfu had filled with oriental treasures. I swim in the crystal clear waters of Palleokastritsa, I contemplate sitting through a Woody Allen movie advertised and dubbed in Greek.


And always I seek shady trees and cool eating houses where I can continue to read “The Magus.” The warnings and the beauty of the novel grip me, I read through the novel’s climax, “Beware of la salle d’attente.” Again and again the warning flashes through my mind as I enjoy Paradise. I read the final page. I feel cheated that the hero has been made to look like such a fool. Damn good novel. I decide that I will avoid waiting rooms.


All the ugliness of Greek ruins and Greek plumbing and of a conquered people is being covered in my memories by the beauty of this island which the Turks had not ravaged. My senses are sharpened, I notice for the first time that my arms are covered with fine yellow hairs. Why have I never noticed this before, that I am fair? How could I reach an age so far past adulthood and not notice something I look at every day?


Two days have passed and I am back on the ferry to Brindisi. Italy. How thrilling to be in a new country, delightful to be able to read the newspapers and understand street signs. I had five years of Latin instruction in high school and I see the language of Caesar in the language of modern Italy. I dine at a street café. I did not yet wish to start another book, so I listen to the chatter of two young American women who are sitting at an adjacent table. I am disappointed, they tell no stories, only complaints about travelers checks and hopes for what they want to see in Italy.


On the way to the station a young man stops me, tells me I should stay away from the station because all trains are on strike, or should be, and graciously offers to direct me to a cheap hotel where I can stay until the trains run again. I laugh, and when I arrive at the station I find that I can catch a train to Venice in 3 hours. In the morning, I will have to change trains in Bologna and wait 2 hours. I looked around for somewhere to wait for the train, I walked onto the platform and saw the sign “La Salla d’Attenti”. I walk past the sign and decide to wait on the platform.


Contrary to the timetable,  the train arrives in a few minutes. I stretch out in a first class carriage, which I have all to myself, and sleep easily.


I wake with the sun, wash myself in a bathroom, and return to my carriage. Which is now filled with cigaret-smoking, hand-waving, talkative Italians.